If you live alone, there are a few things that you should never do:
1. Assume that you can be trusted not to eat the entire batch of cupcakes of (grain-free) almond cupcakes that you baked. (I knew these should have left my apartment immediately…)
2. Watch World War Z. Alone. On laundry night. Why not on “laundry night,” you ask?
Because “laundry night” involves walking down two flights of stairs into the dark and immensely creepy apartment basement laundry room. And the last thing that you want to think about on your way down those stairs is if there is a zombie waiting to greet you at the bottom. Truth.
3. Spend an entire evening making up voices for your cat. With accents.
But, if you do live alone, there are some things that you should always do:
Make amazing yam fries just for you? Definitely.